Showing posts with label scientist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label scientist. Show all posts

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Scenario with Scientists

Apparently the moon is being bombed today, Oct. 9th. I am still wondering how this idea came about and who would ever think bombing the moon could possibly have any good outcome. Here is the scenario I came up with.

INT. Board Room

Group of scientists are sitting around a large table discussing matters of how to cure serious illnesses, space exploration, sea exploration, and the moon. All dressed in white lab coats.

Scientist 1 pushes his glasses up on his nose
Scientist 1
Okay, I think the answer is simple. We have been thinking
about it the wrong way.

Scientist 2 leans forward, placing his hands together.

Scientist 2
We are talking about the moon. Water is underneath the
surface. There is no simple way of proving this fact.

Scientist 1
Bomb it.

Scientist 3 rubs his eyes as if he were just awakened from a nap.

Scientist 3
Pardon?

Scientist 1
Bomb it.

Scientist 3
And how would that solve anything.

Scientist 1
Think about it. If we were to send a rocket to the moon
attached with a bomb, followed by another rocket with a
camera, we would be able to cause enough destruction to
cause a cloud of debris. With the second rocket having a
camera on board, we could take photos of the debris, thus
proving water exists on the moon.

Scientist 2
You know, that isn't a bad idea.

Scientist 3
It could work.

Scientist 1
Like I said. Simple. Bomb it. All in favor?

All Scientist
Aye.

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