Thursday, October 8, 2009

Scenario with Scientists

Apparently the moon is being bombed today, Oct. 9th. I am still wondering how this idea came about and who would ever think bombing the moon could possibly have any good outcome. Here is the scenario I came up with.

INT. Board Room

Group of scientists are sitting around a large table discussing matters of how to cure serious illnesses, space exploration, sea exploration, and the moon. All dressed in white lab coats.

Scientist 1 pushes his glasses up on his nose
Scientist 1
Okay, I think the answer is simple. We have been thinking
about it the wrong way.

Scientist 2 leans forward, placing his hands together.

Scientist 2
We are talking about the moon. Water is underneath the
surface. There is no simple way of proving this fact.

Scientist 1
Bomb it.

Scientist 3 rubs his eyes as if he were just awakened from a nap.

Scientist 3
Pardon?

Scientist 1
Bomb it.

Scientist 3
And how would that solve anything.

Scientist 1
Think about it. If we were to send a rocket to the moon
attached with a bomb, followed by another rocket with a
camera, we would be able to cause enough destruction to
cause a cloud of debris. With the second rocket having a
camera on board, we could take photos of the debris, thus
proving water exists on the moon.

Scientist 2
You know, that isn't a bad idea.

Scientist 3
It could work.

Scientist 1
Like I said. Simple. Bomb it. All in favor?

All Scientist
Aye.

Fade to Black

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